MORE of the pink rag and my chunk of tree bark that tastes delicious!

Think pink (ragtoys, anyway!)

My old brown rag was falling apart, so I pretended to gag on it so I could get a new one. It worked. (That's a tip kids. Write it down. ) They gave me a new pink one with- get this-three knots in it!
Who took this picture? Not flattering.

The Soapy Hound

NOOO!!! They better not be making this a routine. On Saturday I got ANOTHER bath. I tried to escape once but they caught me and put me back in the tub. Am I that dirty? It's just not right. I never see THEM doing this!!

Fresh As a Flower...OH NO!!!!

I took something on Friday.

It was something I didn't want or need.

It was a bath.

Dad (the leader of the pack) picked me up suddenly and put me in this tub full of freezing cold water. I didn't do much, just kind of stood there, because he was rubbing my fur all over and it felt good. Alright, so I was pretty dirty, so it was nice to get the old layers of dirt off.

I didn't like the water being poured over my head though, it got into my eyes.

Then I rolled over and over in the grass to get the nasty smelling soap out of my fur.

Happy Mother's Day
Clue (for our mom): now go from this blog to your dog

Dog Food

The Havemans cruelly stuck sticky, yummy peanut butter on my nose, right above where my tongue could lick it off.
And then they laughed at me as I tried to get it off.
Hey, it smelled pretty good! How could I resist- too bad I could barely reach it.
I look like a nut.
DOES THIS LOOK NATURAL TO YOU??

Photos and fun.

Nosy picture
See my radio collar? It zaps me when I get to the boundaries of the yard. The people think it's painful but once in a while when I'm tired I run up to it to get an energy boost. What a rush!Serious... Now I'm HAPPY!!!
So life is good since I was rescued from the cold, stinky animal shelter last November. I was brought there by some guy who kept yelling at me because I ran after his pickup truck instead of hunting ( Not my fault, who on earth paints their truck to look like a squirrel? )

Thanks to Nate for taking my picture ( I can't get my photos in focus, so I let him do it. )